Disney Finally Sees Light at the End of the Tunnel, Streaming Nearly Breaks Even!

Family Guy's Take on Disney's Streaming Success

Hey Lois did you hear that Disney's streaming services are finally making some money? It's like when Stewie finally breaks even on his lemonade stand only with more animated movies and talking animals.

Peter Griffin's Predictions for Disney's Future

I bet Mickey Mouse is dancing in his red shorts right now. With streaming profits on the horizon it won't be long before we see Goofy hosting his own late night talk show on Disney+. Oh that would be hilarious!

Disney's ESPN Dilemma: To Cable or Not to Cable?

You know what would solve ESPN's problems? A crossover episode where Peter Griffin coaches a high school football team and helps boost ratings. Who needs cable when you've got Peter's coaching tips?

The End of Traditional TV as We Know It

It's like that time I accidentally destroyed the TV remote and had to change channels by throwing the cat at the screen. Goodbye traditional TV. Hello streaming services. Looks like Peter Griffin is ahead of the curve again!

Bob Iger's Successor: A Mystery Waiting to Unfold

Who's going to be the next CEO of Disney? If it's not Brian the dog I don't know who else could lead the company to even greater streaming profits. Let's just hope it's not the giant chicken we don't need any more fights in the boardroom.

Disney Stock Takes a Hit

Ah the stock market. It's a rollercoaster ride scarier than riding with Quagmire behind the wheel. But don't worry Disney will bounce back stronger than Peter after a fight with the Chicken. Giggity giggity!