Elon Musk Urges Tesla Owners to Avoid Cars with Exploding Airbags, Calls It a Real 'Showstopper'

Musk's Words of Wisdom

As the king of electric cars I highly recommend avoiding cars with airbags that go boom! It's not a feature we offer at Tesla for obvious reasons. Safety first folks!

Nissan's 'Do Not Drive' Alert

Nissan has issued a 'Do Not Drive' alert for older models with Takata airbags that might explode like a SpaceX rocket. I mean explosive growth is great in space not so much on your way to the grocery store.

Stock Hit: Not the Space X Landing We Hoped For

Nissan's stock dipped around 3% after the warning. Looks like their sales are taking a hit worse than a failed landing of a Starship prototype. Ouch.

Offering Free Towing and Loaner Cars

Nissan and Infiniti are offering free towing and loaner cars for affected owners like it's a Starlink internet promo. Remember it's not rocket science get those airbags fixed!

Takata Airbag Recall Stats

With 27 confirmed deaths and over 400 injuries in the U.S. due to Takata airbag explosions it's clear these airbags are more deadly than a roadster orbiting the sun.

A Billion Dollar Lesson

Takata's $1 billion penalty for fraudulent airbag sales sounds steep but hey that's just a drop in the bucket for us billionaire tech moguls. Safety first profits second!