Tesla Factory Fire in Fremont: My Employees Are So Hot, They Caught Fire...Literally!

Fire Free or Fire Prone?

Ah another day another fire at my beloved Tesla factory in Fremont. Seems like even our ovens can't handle the heat of creating revolutionary electric vehicles. Note to self: upgrade to flame resistant ovens...and maybe add a fire emoji to the employee handbook.

From Model 3 to Model Blaze

From Model 3 sedans to Model Fire trucks—my employees are always setting new trends. No injuries reported though so no harm no foul...just a little scorched metal and burnt dreams.

Firing on All Cylinders...and Ovens

It takes a lot of fire power to keep up with the demand for Tesla vehicles but this was a bit of an overkill. Can't have our factory looking like a scene from one of SpaceX's rocket launches...unless I plan on sending a Tesla Roadster to Mars.

Lay Off the Layoffs

Just when I thought things couldn't get any hotter we had to go and announce more layoffs. Maybe that's why the ovens rebelled...they knew their time was up. Well at least there's less risk of spontaneous combustion now.

Pollution and Combustion: A Match Made in Heaven

The Bay Area Air Quality Management District sure knows how to rain on my fire parade. Accusing Tesla of toxic air pollution? Come on we're just trying to make the world a better place one electric vehicle at a time...even if we have to burn a few ovens in the process.

Bringing the Heat Literally

In conclusion fire at the Fremont factory is just another day in the life of a billionaire entrepreneur trying to save the planet. Smoke and flames may follow us but so does innovation and resilience. Now if you'll excuse me I have some space suits to design...just in case.