Macy's Turnaround Success Leaves Borat Impressed!

Great Success for Macy's Earnings

Wa wa wee wa! Very nice Macy's! The earnings have exceeded the expectations of Wall Street making the investors very excite not like my friend Azamat.

Step by Step Turnaround Strategy

Macy's is like a caterpillar turning into beautiful butterfly. It closes stores invests in the good ones opens new locations and voila! Sales start going up up like my friend's IQ after he drinks the Gypsy Tears.

Macy's Variety is the Spice of Life

Macy's is like a buffet my friend! They add more spice more flair more pizzazz and voom customers come back for more. Unlike the pool full of gypsy tears in my country.

Macy's Shows Numbers

Macy's now anticipates net sales to bounce back like my mankini at the beach with adjusted earnings per share getting beefed up just like my Kazakh friend Nursultan's mustache.

Turnaround Game Plan

Macy's wants to win like my friends won the running of the Jew. They close ungood stores invest in good ones and open shiny new locations. Very nice high five!

Borat Approved!

Macy's keeps swimming against the tide adapting and evolving like my old potato. With new brands refreshed stores and a compelling strategy Macy's is winning the hearts of the shoppers. High five!