Musk's No Tariffs Stance
I gotta hand it to Mr. Musk always stirring up the pot in the electric vehicle world. Claiming he didn't ask for these tariffs is like me saying I didn't ask for more billable hours. We all know deep down inside he's craving some friendly competition without those pesky tariffs.
Tesla's Tough Year
Tesla's been facing 99 problems and tariffs ain't one well actually it is one now. From weaker demand to fierce global rivals Musk is feeling the pressure. But let's not forget with great power comes a great stock price plunge.
Musk vs. Incentives
"I'm in favor of no tariffs and no incentives for electric vehicles or for oil and gas," says Musk. This guy sure knows how to play hardball. No handouts no freebies just good old fashioned competition. I can already hear the 'no tariffs' chant echoing through the Tesla factories.
Chinese EVs: The New Kid on the Block
Watch out world the Chinese EV companies are coming in hot and Musk knows it. If there are no barriers they might just sweep through the market like a Gustavo Fring clean up operation. Will Tesla stand strong or succumb to the Chinese EV revolution?
The Great Silence
When Musk's line mysteriously cut out it was like a classic disappearing act straight out of Albuquerque. I can almost hear the 'Better Call Saul' jingle playing in the background as the audience awkwardly waits. Better check the wire connections Mr. Musk!
European Escape
Tesla losing share in Europe? Now that's a plot twist! Looks like the competition is heating up across the pond. Maybe it's time for Musk to take a cue from Heisenberg and cook up some new market strategies to win back those European hearts.
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