Mr. Burns' Take on China's Exports Growth: Excellent News or Merely Excellent?

Mr. Burns' Initial Impressions

Excellent Smithers! China's exports are on the rise surpassing expectations in May. A shining beacon of economic growth aren't we?

Imports Miss the Mark

Oh how disappointing! Despite the soaring exports imports only managed a feeble growth in comparison. Clearly China needs to be more like me demanding excellence at every turn!

Ships Ahoy!

Ah the sweet smell of success! China's exports of ships nearly doubled during the January to May period. Reminds me of when I dominated the business world with my nuclear power plant!

The Fickle Nature of Trade

One moment China's exports are soaring the next they're declining. It's a rollercoaster ride much like dealing with those pesky Simpsons in Springfield!

Global Trade Woes

Trade tensions with the U.S. restrictions on the rise it's enough to make a man release the hounds! Oh the complexities of international relations.

Crude Oil Import Stagnation

Stagnant crude oil imports you say? Where's the ambition China? If they had my drive and ambition they'd have a monopoly on crude oil by now!