Borat Writes: Iranian President and Foreign Minister Die in Helicopter Crash

Very Nice! Not!

My name Borat! Very nice NOT! Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi and Foreign Minister Hossein Amirabdollahian died in helicopter crash. Oh no disaster! State media reported this very sad. President Raisi was inaugurating dam then boom crash! Not very nice helicopter no!

High Five. Only Four.

They say all the passengers were martyred. High five? No only four fingers up! What a crash landing in northern Iran. Very bad weather difficult terrain defeated the helicopter. Like Kazakhstan superstition no good!

Not Very Nice!

Communication cut off no more talking. President Raisi going to launch oil project but instead helicopter project! Indian Prime Minister Modi and Venezuela's president express condolences. President very important Iran policy not good without him.

Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Iran

President Raisi was hardline conservative politician elected in 2021. Crack down on dissent? Not very nice! Hope for peaceful transition in Iran. Like Kazakh saying 'Make benefit glorious nation of Iran not crash helicopter!'