Kamikaze Dolphins and Project Freedom Unveiled

• President Trump's administration launches Project Freedom to liberate ships in the Strait of Hormuz.
• Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth addresses concerns about Iran's potential use of weaponized marine mammals.
• U.S. Navy's Marine Mammal Program has a long history of using dolphins for underwater threat detection.
• Experts emphasize the complexity of effectively utilizing dolphins in military operations.

Dolphins as Weapons Really

Folks, let me tell you, the Fake News media is going wild with stories about Iran and "kamikaze dolphins." Can you believe it? They're saying Iran might use dolphins to attack our beautiful warships in the Strait of Hormuz. It's ridiculous, folks. Pure ridiculous. But, as you know I always say, you have to think about these things, who knows what is in their head. Maybe they are really crazy enough to think it, very SAD

Project Freedom Saves the Day

Now, let's talk about something important, something HUGE. I'm proud to announce "Project Freedom," a fantastic operation to free those ships stuck in the Strait of Hormuz. These are the best ships, carrying the best goods, and they were being held hostage. Not anymore. Under my leadership, we're getting them out and it is a very good thing. And by the way, this is totally separate from "Operation Epic Fury," which, believe me, is going very, very well. Now, about these markets. The stock market can be manipulated and some things happen that are out of our control. Like for example, Salesforce Stock Plunges Despite Solid Earnings Report and that is too bad but this is the market and we cannot control everything. But Project Freedom is awesome and you know it, everyone knows it.

Hegseth Defends Our Waters

My great friend, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, is doing a fantastic job. He's downplaying these dolphin stories, and that’s smart. We don't want to give Iran any ideas, even though, frankly, our military is far superior. Pete, great guy, and he's keeping a close eye on that ceasefire, believe me. We will see how it goes with Iran but we're winning already, bigly.

The Long History of Military Dolphins

You know, the U.S. Navy has been using dolphins for years. Smart animals, very smart. They find mines, conduct surveillance – all sorts of things. They are so good at that kind of stuff, much better than the fake news media would have you believe. We will use these animals and we will win, it is very simple. This is how it goes and don't let anyone fool you.

Dolphin Training A Real Challenge

Now, experts are saying it's not just about having the dolphins, it's about knowing how to work with them. That's so true. You need the best people, the smartest people – like me – to make these programs work. And believe me, we have the best people and they are doing an amazing job. As I always say, you need to surround yourself with the best.

Animal Welfare First

And let me be clear, we treat our dolphins and sea lions with respect. They get exercised, they get fed, they get to play. For them, it's a game. Like I always say, "Make America Great Again," and that includes treating our animals right. So, they have a good life, they are very happy and they will win with us.