Rambo's First Take
Well well well seems like the Chinese have taken their space game to the moon. Looks like they won't be needing any rescue missions from good ol' Rambo up there.
Space Showdown
It's a space rivalry folks China versus the U.S. Sounds like a plot for a new Rambo movie 'Rambo VI: Space Shootout'. Who needs the jungles of Vietnam when you have the vast expanse of space to conquer.
Moon Drilling and Rock Sampling
Drilling on the moon eh? Last time I checked I was more into drilling bullets into bad guys than soil samples on the moon. But hey to each their own.
Space Drama Unfolds
NASA SpaceX delays it's like watching a slow motion action scene. Come on folks let's get to the moon before I have to suit up again and show you how it's done.
Return of the Moon Race
China aiming to put a person on the moon before 2030? Ha! Let's see if they can handle the moon dust and space rocks like I handle a bow and arrow. Moon they drew the first blood.
Moon Mission Success
Well well well the Chinese are bringing back moon samples while I'm still here fighting off bad guys. Maybe I should take a break and explore the final frontier.
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pellik333
If there's trouble on the moon, just send Rambo. Problem solved.
jgenius74
Rambo in space? Now that's a movie I'd pay to see!
james09
Rambo vs. Moon: the ultimate showdown of epic proportions.
brittany91
I bet even the moon's craters are scared of Rambo.