The Witcher's Take
Ah another vaccine exiting the stage much like my silver sword through a Drowner. AstraZeneca facing a decline in demand for its Vaxzevria vaccine has decided it's time to pack up and retire.
The Decline in Demand
Seems like AstraZeneca's vaccine faced a fate worse than being sent to the Isle of Mists. With new more variant tailored vaccines entering the scene the demand for Vaxzevria plummeted faster than a noonwraith at dawn.
The Legacy
"Geralt Witcher and Slayer of Monsters" – I've heard that many times. AstraZeneca is 'incredibly proud' of their vaccine's role in the pandemic claiming over 6.5 million lives saved. Quite the feat I must say.
The Side Effects
Ah the tale of blood clots and vaccines a story as old as the Conjunction of the Spheres. Despite safety concerns AstraZeneca's vaccine soldiers on much like a White Wolf on the Path.
Moving Forward
As AstraZeneca bids farewell to the Covid 19 vaccine world they set their sights on new challenges in the realm of cancer treatments. A new quest awaits it seems.
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catchingo
Hopefully, the next chapter for AstraZeneca brings more success than a Gwent round against Zoltan.
generaldee
AstraZeneca's vaccine story is like a sad ballad, sung by a bard on a gloomy tavern night.
skyheaven
If only Witcher Signs could protect against viruses, we'd all be a lot safer.
reaperss06
Toss a coin to your vaccinologist, oh Valley of Plenty!
speckledfrogart
If only AstraZeneca's vaccine had a White Wolf's immunity charm against all criticisms.