Ronaldo Roasts Musk's Mega Pay Package!

Ronaldo's Rant

Oh Elon must you make your pay package bigger than my trophy cabinet? It's a goal I cannot score mate!

Fund's Foot Down

Norway's wealth fund pulling the red card on Musk's pay saying 'unfair to shareholders.' Should I start funding my own wealth fund for extravagant haircuts?

Union Unrest

Tesla facing strikes in Sweden while Norway's fund backs labor unions in their match against the U.S. carmaker. Looks like Tesla is getting a red card for unfair play!

Texas Transfer

Norway's fund voting for Tesla to move to Texas from Delaware after Musk's pay got invalidated. Everything bigger in Texas even Musk's pay packages it seems!

Brotherly Love

Proposal to elect Musk's brother Kimbal to Tesla's board getting a green light from Norway's fund. Must be nice to have family support; I should get my brother to help with my free kicks!

Annual Meeting Antics

Tesla's annual meeting on June 13 to determine the fate of Musk's pay and board members. Talk about high stakes; I thought penalties were nerve wracking!