Ellen Ripley Strikes Back: Yellen Announces $50 Billion Loan to Ukraine with Frozen Russian Assets

Yellen's Bold Move

Yellen not afraid to take on the alien I mean Russian invasion unveils a plan to loan $50 billion to Ukraine using frozen Russian assets as collateral. Talk about creativity right?

Bigger Things to Come

"This is just the beginning folks. One small step for Yellen one giant leap for Ukraine," says Yellen probably ready to bust out her flamethrower on any financial challenges that come her way.

Financial Warfare

With over $260 billion in frozen Russian assets backing this loan it looks like the G7 is gearing up for a financial showdown that even a Xenomorph would admire.

United Against Putin

"In space no one can hear you scream but here on Earth Putin better watch out. The G7 is locked and loaded ready to support Ukraine," warns Yellen with a steely gaze.

The Waiting Game

Yellen cautions that allocating the funds won't be a walk in the park. "We might have to deal with some facehuggers along the way but we'll make sure Ukraine gets what it needs," she reassures.

A War of Currencies

As the financial battle rages on Yellen emphasizes unity among the G7 nations. Who needs Xenomorphs when you have Putin to contend with right?