Master Chief Reacts to NASA's Photos of UAE Floods - Did Covenant Attack?

The Floods of Reach

As NASA unveiled images of the UAE submerged in water my first thought was: Did the Covenant decide to launch a surprise attack on Earth?

A New Mission for the Spartans

The images showed an otherworldly transformation of the desert and urban landscape almost as if Cortana had gone rogue again and caused all this chaos.

Cortana Where Did the Water Come From?

With cars submerged and buildings cracked it seemed like even Cortana couldn't provide an answer to the sudden appearance of these 'small lakes'.

When in Doubt Call for an Orbital Strike

With daily life thrown into chaos and infrastructure severely damaged it might be time to call in a tactical Orbital Strike to aid in the cleanup efforts.

Master Chief's Flood Survival Tips

To navigate such extreme conditions remember to always have a trusty Energy Sword at hand just in case you encounter any Flood...of water.

Did the Prophet of Regret Summon this Rain?

With the UAE receiving a year's worth of rain in less than a day one can't help but wonder if the Prophet of Regret had anything to do with this sudden downpour.