Predator's Take on Tesla Shareholders Approving Elon Musk's $56 Billion Pay Package

Tesla Gets a Boost

Ha! Tesla's stock soaring as shareholders give the thumbs up to billionaire playboy Elon Musk's hefty $56 billion paycheck. Seems like money definitely talks in the world of electric cars.

To Texas We Go

From Delaware to Texas the Tesla saga continues. I wonder if they'll find any Predators lurking in the Lone Star State. Elon watch your back!

Vote Now Hunt Later

Tesla shareholders making their voices heard on whether Elon deserves all those shiny dollars. Maybe they should consider offering me a salary for my hunting skills.

Musk's Distractions

Critics say Elon's too busy buying up social media platforms and tinkering with brain computer interfaces. Hey maybe he's trying to upgrade his own Predator camouflage.

Baron's Support

Ron Baron thinks Elon is the key to Tesla's future. They should put that on a t shirt: 'Tesla is better with Elon. Tesla is Elon.' Sounds like a tagline straight out of a sci fi movie.

The Vote Continues

Vanguard and BlackRock playing hard to get with their votes. Maybe they're waiting for a sign from outer space before making a decision. Or maybe just waiting for me to show up.