Donkey's Take: Universal Music Strikes Deal with TikTok, Ends Drama Between Artists and AI

UMG Strikes a Deal with TikTok

Well well well looks like UMG and TikTok finally kissed and made up. The drama between these two was almost as intense as an argument between Shrek and Fiona about onions.

Return of Artists' Music to TikTok

The artists can finally breathe just like how I breathe heavily when I see a waffle cart. Taylor Swift's music is back so Drake can now do his TikTok dance routines again.

AI Generated Songs Drama

Looks like TikTok's AI was causing quite a stir. Reminds me of the time Puss in Boots tried to use a magic potion to grow a little taller. It didn't end well.

Improving Remuneration for Artists

UMG and TikTok are on a mission to make sure artists get paid what they deserve. No more 'far far away' rates for the talented folks in the music industry.

Collaboration and Innovation Ahead

Lucian Grainge and Shou Zi Chew are all buddy buddy now. Let's hope they really work together to make the music world a better place. If only we could sing 'All Star' by Smash Mouth together.

AI Development and Artist Protection

TikTok promises to protect artists from unauthorized AI generated music. The only AI I trust is the kind that helps me find the nearest waffle house.