Ace Ventura uncovers Spotify's sneaky plan to raise prices - What a bunch of animals!

Finkle is Einhorn Einhorn is Finkle

Alrighty then folks hold onto your pet detective hats because Spotify is at it again! They've decided to crank up the volume on their premium subscription prices in the good ol' U.S. of A. This ain't the first time they've pulled a fast one but this time they're raising the stakes and the prices!

Laces Out!

Starting next month U.S. Spotify users will be hit with the news that they'll have to dig a little deeper into their pockets. The 'Individual' plan will now cost you $11.99 the 'Duo' plan will set you back $16.99 and the 'Family' plan will make you question if it's time to cut off some Spotify freeloaders at $19.99. But hey at least the 'Student' plan is still a steal at $5.99. Like a glove!

Alrighty then!

Spotify claims they need to boost their prices to keep the music flowing and the features poppin'. Ah the ol' 'innovate on product features' excuse. Sounds like a bunch of flimflam to me but who am I to sniff out a conspiracy? Oh wait I'm Ace Ventura Pet Detective!

Do NOT go in there!

This isn't the first time Spotify has played this game. Back in July 2023 they bumped up the prices of their plans. Looks like they're in it for the long con much like Finkle and Einhorn. It's a real jungle out there in the music streaming world.

Allllrighty then!

Meanwhile Apple Music is also in on the action raising their subscription prices just a while back. Looks like everyone's trying to milk us for all we're worth. Time to put on my detective hat and sniff out the real truth behind these shenanigans!