Exploring the world of ultra-expensive gym memberships aimed at health and longevity
Exploring the world of ultra-expensive gym memberships aimed at health and longevity

Equinox Goes Big with $40,000 Gym Membership

Darlings so you're telling me for the price of a car I can get into tip top shape? Sounds like my kind of deal!

Customized Health Programs and Top level Experts

Move over Avengers Equinox is assembling a team of fitness nutrition sleep and massage experts to make you feel like a superhero!

Equinox's Billion Dollar Expansion

Looks like Equinox is taking over the world faster than I stole Nick Jonas' heart. Watch out wellness industry there's a new player in town!

Luxury Service Meets Data and Coaching

A luxury gym membership that doesn't even include the gym? Talk about posh! I'm just waiting for the Equinox red carpet collection to drop darling!

Function Health's Waitlist of 200,000

With a waitlist longer than the line at the Met Gala Function Health is making waves in the wellness world. I wonder if they'll let me cut the line?

Living 100 Healthy Years

Living like a Bond girl for a century? Now that's a lifestyle choice I can get behind. Equinox sign me up for the 'Forever Fabulous' package!


Comments

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    canuhandle
    5/24/2024 5:28:44 AM

    I'm still trying to figure out how to afford a $40,000 haircut, let alone a gym membership!