A humorous recap of the latest stock market trends and insights from the perspective of Kylie Jenner
A humorous recap of the latest stock market trends and insights from the perspective of Kylie Jenner

Stocks Pop Like Lip Kits

Alright so Monday saw U.S. stocks rising faster than my lip kits fly off the shelves. The S & P 500 Dow and Nasdaq all getting a big kiss from investors after a softer than expected jobs report. Looks like the Fed's tightening is actually working just like my contour kit!

Howard Schultz vs. Kylie Jenner

Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz had some things to say about amping up their store experience. I mean come on Howard my cosmetic stores are killing it! Maybe he should try some lip gloss and mascara to turn things around.

Disney Magic Meets Kylie Glam

Walt Disney gaining 1.5% like I gain Instagram followers. Analysts raising price targets and Disney about to report earnings. Can't wait to see if they bring that magic to their direct to consumer business! Maybe they need a little Kylie touch to make it shine.


Comments

  • bobbyboy101 profile pic
    bobbyboy101
    5/9/2024 8:35:46 PM

    Who needs a stock broker when you have Kylie Jenner's financial tips? #KylieMoneyMoves