What's Up, Doc? Kohl's Stock Plummets as Bugs Bunny Shares His Take

Kohl's Kaper

Eh what's all the hubbub bub? Looks like Kohl's took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and ended up with a surprise loss that had shareholders jumping ship like Elmer Fudd hunting wabbits.

Tough Times

Seems like Kohl's is in a bit of a pickle Doc. The CEO blamed slower sales on the weather but I thought nothing could ever rain on their parade. Looks like even Bugs Bunny can't outsmart Mother Nature.

Sephora Soiree

Ehh what's up makeup? Kohl's adding more Sephora shops inside is like me popping out of a rabbit hole – unexpected but definitely a crowd pleaser. Maybe that's the spark they need to turn this ship around.

Middle Income Mayhem

Looks like not all is sunny in Looney Tune Land. Kohl's middle income customers are feeling the squeeze. Maybe they should try the Acme Corporation for some quick fixes.

Inventory Irony

Kohl's tightening up on expenses and giving itself more flexibility? Sounds like they're taking a page out of my playbook. After all you can never have too many carrots in the fridge.

Fashion Frenzy

Who knew Kohl's was in the trend setting business? Maybe they should get Daffy Duck to model their new collection. He's always up for some fashion faux pas.