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McDonald's franchisees and corporate are in a disagreement about pricing strategies. Can't we all just get along for the love of Krusty Burgers? image

McDonald's Franchisee Frenzy: Grimace vs. Golden Arches Over Prices

Wed 11 February, 2026 14:10
3 minutes to read

European markets react to a mixed bag of corporate earnings, with some companies thriving and others facing headwinds. Doh'. image

D'oh Nuts European Markets Wobble Amidst Earnings Barrage

Wed 11 February, 2026 09:20
2 minutes to read

Ford's factory line, where hopes of profit and innovation meet real-world aluminum fires and tariff nightmares. Mmm...tariffs. image

Ford's Wild Ride Missed Turns and Electrifying Twists Ahead

Tue 10 February, 2026 22:46
3 minutes to read

Alphabet raises over $30 billion in bond sales to fuel its AI ambitions, leaving investors drooling. image

Alphabet's Mega Bond Bonanza D'oh-nuts for Investors

Tue 10 February, 2026 21:25
2 minutes to read

Moderna's flu shot dreams meet a bureaucratic roadblock at the FDA, leaving many wondering 'why me?' image

FDA Punts Moderna's Flu Shot Application Into the Springfield Gorge

Tue 10 February, 2026 23:11
4 minutes to read

Raj Jegannathan, ex-Tesla VP, probably off to find a company that sells donuts, not just electric dreams image

Tesla Exec Jumps Ship D'oh

Tue 10 February, 2026 00:24
2 minutes to read

Little Lisa Simpson dreams of financial freedom thanks to Trump Accounts. Maybe she can finally afford that pony. image

Doh'nuts to Dollars Kids Get Trump Accounts Early

Mon 09 February, 2026 17:12
2 minutes to read

A weary traveler contemplates the new TSA ConfirmID fee, wondering if donuts are a valid form of identification. image

D'oh No Real ID Means Dough for TSA

Sat 31 January, 2026 14:15
3 minutes to read

The Panama Canal at the center of a growing US-China geopolitical rivalry over trade influence. image

Panama Canal Kerfuffle D'oh China and US Tug-of-War

Fri 06 February, 2026 02:24
3 minutes to read

Mmm, dividends. Maybe these are better than donuts, maybe not. I gotta investigate image

Mmm, Dividends Wall Street's Top Doughnut Picks for 2026

Sun 28 December, 2025 14:21
4 minutes to read