Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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Oil prices surge amid accusations of ceasefire breaches heightening geopolitical tensions. Donuts not included image
Headlines

Doh Oil Prices Spike Blame Game Heats Up

President Trump makes a bold statement about Iran, and the world holds its breath. Mmm, breathing... image
Energy

Trump's Deadline and a Whole Lotta Civilization Ending News

Real estate market looks a little like my Springfield after a nuclear power plant incident not good, not good at all. image
Real Estate

D'oh-Mestic Market Meltdown Is My House Worth Less Than a Duff

Homer contemplates the stock market while enjoying a donut. image
World News

Stock Market Rollercoaster Ride D'oh Buy or Bail

President Trump unveils his budget proposal, leaving many wondering where the money for donuts will come from image
Politics

Trump's Massive $1.5 Trillion Military Budget Causes Springfield-Sized Shockwaves

Tesla's stock takes a tumble, resembling Homer after a nuclear mishap. image
Technology

D'oh No Tesla Troubles Ahead

The S & P 500 typically sees gains in April, offering hope after a down month, but potential headwinds remain. image
World News

Doh April Could Save My Portfolio

Huawei's Ascend AI chips, meant to rival Nvidia, haven't yet delivered the sweet double-digit revenue gains. Where's the Krusty Burger of profits image
Technology

Huawei's AI Chip Dreams Meet a Doughnut-Sized Reality Check

A courthouse scene representing the class action lawsuit against the Trump administration and Google. image
Headlines

Doh Google in Hot Water Epstein Survivors Sue Trump and Google

Private equity faces uncertainty in Asia, like me facing a donut shortage. Doh image
Headlines

Doh Private Equity in Asia Faces Sticky Wicket Amidst Global Turmoil