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Oil prices surge amid accusations of ceasefire breaches heightening geopolitical tensions. Donuts not included image

Doh Oil Prices Spike Blame Game Heats Up

Thu 09 April, 2026 04:12
3 minutes to read

President Trump makes a bold statement about Iran, and the world holds its breath. Mmm, breathing... image

Trump's Deadline and a Whole Lotta Civilization Ending News

Tue 07 April, 2026 20:30
2 minutes to read

Real estate market looks a little like my Springfield after a nuclear power plant incident not good, not good at all. image

D'oh-Mestic Market Meltdown Is My House Worth Less Than a Duff

Tue 07 April, 2026 09:53
3 minutes to read

Homer contemplates the stock market while enjoying a donut. image

Stock Market Rollercoaster Ride D'oh Buy or Bail

Sun 05 April, 2026 20:51
5 minutes to read

President Trump unveils his budget proposal, leaving many wondering where the money for donuts will come from image

Trump's Massive $1.5 Trillion Military Budget Causes Springfield-Sized Shockwaves

Fri 03 April, 2026 12:47
4 minutes to read

Tesla's stock takes a tumble, resembling Homer after a nuclear mishap. image

D'oh No Tesla Troubles Ahead

Thu 02 April, 2026 16:49
3 minutes to read

The S & P 500 typically sees gains in April, offering hope after a down month, but potential headwinds remain. image

Doh April Could Save My Portfolio

Tue 31 March, 2026 17:39
3 minutes to read

Huawei's Ascend AI chips, meant to rival Nvidia, haven't yet delivered the sweet double-digit revenue gains. Where's the Krusty Burger of profits image

Huawei's AI Chip Dreams Meet a Doughnut-Sized Reality Check

Tue 31 March, 2026 12:00
3 minutes to read

A courthouse scene representing the class action lawsuit against the Trump administration and Google. image

Doh Google in Hot Water Epstein Survivors Sue Trump and Google

Fri 27 March, 2026 19:57
2 minutes to read

Private equity faces uncertainty in Asia, like me facing a donut shortage. Doh image

Doh Private Equity in Asia Faces Sticky Wicket Amidst Global Turmoil

Fri 27 March, 2026 07:55
3 minutes to read