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Apple defies expectations with booming iPhone sales amidst market challenges. image

Apple's iPhone Dominance Shocks the World

Thu 19 March, 2026 20:26
4 minutes to read

Retatrutide shows promise in clinical trials for managing diabetes and obesity. image

Doh New Weight Loss Drug Promises Doughnuts and Diabetes Control

Thu 19 March, 2026 10:45
3 minutes to read

Fairshake's political strategy took a nosedive, much like my attempts at dieting after a box of donuts. image

Doh Crypto PAC Gets the D'oh-Nut in Illinois Senate Race

Wed 18 March, 2026 18:53
2 minutes to read

Micron's stock price is experiencing a Homer Simpson-level surge, all thanks to the insatiable appetite for memory in AI chips. image

Micron's Stock Soars Faster Than Homer's Donut Consumption

Wed 18 March, 2026 13:37
3 minutes to read

Meta headquarters. Rumors circulate about potential layoffs amid significant investments in Artificial Intelligence. D'oh image

Meta Rumors Fly Layoffs Loom Amid AI Frenzy

Mon 16 March, 2026 14:05
3 minutes to read

Judge James Boasberg puts the kibosh on subpoenas targeting Fed Chair Jerome Powell, leaving Trump seeing red (tape). image

D'oh Nuts A Federal Judge Throws a Wrench in Trump's Fed Rate Cut Dreams

Sun 15 March, 2026 04:12
4 minutes to read

NYC mulls over charging for street parking to bridge a significant budget deficit. Mmm, money. image

D'oh New York City Considers Charging for Parking

Sat 14 March, 2026 14:27
4 minutes to read

Me trying to understand mortgage rates. Doh image

D'oh Mortgages Hit a High Note Blame Iran

Fri 13 March, 2026 22:35
2 minutes to read

Senators Durbin, Luján, Merkley, and Murkowski unite against the Department of Justice's handling of the Epstein files. Doh, sounds serious! image

Doh They Redacted the Wrong Parts of the Epstein Files

Wed 11 March, 2026 16:38
2 minutes to read

Kevin Warsh better bring his A-game to the Federal Reserve or it's gonna be a real 'cowabunga, dude' situation. Don't have a cow, man image

Warsh's Wild Ride Awaits at the Fed D'oh

Tue 10 March, 2026 18:56
3 minutes to read