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U.S. Army Chief of Staff Randy George, who just got the boot from Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. Doh. image

Eat My Shorts General Army Chief Gets the Boot

Fri 03 April, 2026 01:03
4 minutes to read

Oral Wegovy pill battling it out with Lilly's Foundayo for the title of weight loss champion. Expect more ups and downs than Milhouse's love life. image

Wegovy Pill Body Slams Lilly's New Weight Loss Wonder

Thu 02 April, 2026 12:00
3 minutes to read

President Trump addressing reporters at the White House, discussing the situation in Iran. image

Trump Says Adios to Iran Troops Soonish

Wed 01 April, 2026 00:12
3 minutes to read

Tiger Woods' damaged vehicle after the recent crash in Florida, prompting another DUI investigation. image

Tiger Woods' Wild Ride Another DUI Arrest and a Cocktail of Controversy

Tue 31 March, 2026 17:50
2 minutes to read

The East Wing, now just a memory after being demolished to make way for Trump's ballroom, which is now facing a major setback. image

Trump's White House Ballroom Dreams Halted by Judge Dredd, I Mean, Leon

Tue 31 March, 2026 21:54
3 minutes to read

Nebius's new AI data center in Lappeenranta, Finland, promises to be a game-changer for Europe's AI infrastructure, creating a ripple effect across the continent. image

Nebius Plunks Down a Gigantic AI Data Fortress in Finland

Tue 31 March, 2026 08:15
2 minutes to read

Jim Cramer dishes out stock advice faster than I can say 'Ay, caramba'. image

Cramer Says Eat My Shorts to Iran Tensions Stock Market

Mon 30 March, 2026 16:34
2 minutes to read

Quantum tech firms listed publicly, showcasing confidence in quantum computing's future. image

Quantum Companies Brave Markets Like Milhouse Faces Rejection

Mon 30 March, 2026 10:53
3 minutes to read

The lawsuit aims to hold the Trump administration and Google accountable for allegedly publishing sensitive information about Epstein's victims image

Epstein Survivors File Class Action Lawsuit Against Trump Admin and Google

Fri 27 March, 2026 19:57
3 minutes to read

Geopolitical tensions spark market volatility, prompting calls for investors to prepare for worst-case scenarios. image

Market's Crystal Ball Broken Geopolitical Jitters Trigger Investor Anxiety

Fri 27 March, 2026 11:00
3 minutes to read