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Chinese oil tankers at port demonstrating the country's energy infrastructure. image

China Shrugs Off Trump's Strait of Hormuz Pressure

Mon 16 March, 2026 06:02
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A tanker navigates the Strait of Hormuz, a vital chokepoint for global oil supplies. image

Trump Demands Allies Protect Strait of Hormuz D'oh

Mon 16 March, 2026 09:50
3 minutes to read

AI's arrival in senior housing offers real opportunity to improve business performance and efficiency image

Eat My Shorts AI Takes Over Retirement Homes

Fri 13 March, 2026 18:04
3 minutes to read

Mortgage rates climb, making that dream house feel more like a lemon. image

Mortgage Rates Do a Homer Simpson - Rising Faster Than You Can Say Doh

Fri 13 March, 2026 22:35
2 minutes to read

Donald Trump during a recent interview discussing international relations. image

Trump Drops Truth Bomb Putin's Playing Both Sides Against US and Israel

Fri 13 March, 2026 16:24
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Stranded Russian oil tanker feeling like Milhouse at a pool party - nobody wants it, until now. image

Eat My Shorts, Oil Crisis Averted… For Now

Fri 13 March, 2026 04:49
4 minutes to read

Oracle's stock price is soaring, probably higher than Milhouse's chances with Lisa. image

Eat My Shorts Oracle Stock Soars After Earnings Report

Wed 11 March, 2026 17:30
2 minutes to read

Rheinmetall headquarters, where they're probably not saying,

Rheinmetall's Rocketing Revenue Raises Eyebrows (and Missiles)

Wed 11 March, 2026 08:58
3 minutes to read

xAI gets to build their power plant. I'd rather build a treehouse. image

Eat My Shorts xAI Scores Big Green Light in Mississippi

Tue 10 March, 2026 22:18
3 minutes to read

Senator Tillis stands firm, blocking Warsh's nomination amidst Powell investigation chaos. Eat my shorts, Washington image

Warsh Nomination Blocked: Senator Tillis Channels Inner Bart Simpson

Tue 10 March, 2026 21:42
4 minutes to read