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Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick faces intense scrutiny over his past connections with Jeffrey Epstein, leading to calls for his resignation from House Democrats image

Eat My Shorts Lutnick House Dems Demand Commerce Secretary's Head Over Epstein Ties

Thu 14 May, 2026 22:26
4 minutes to read

Trump and Xi shake hands at a summit, possibly deciding whether the world gets extra Krusty Burgers or just ends up with a big ol' Doh image

Trump and Xi's Beijing Summit Could Be a Real "Eat My Shorts" Moment for Global Economies

Thu 14 May, 2026 08:10
3 minutes to read

Capital One takes legal action against alleged scam campaigns, aiming to disrupt their infrastructure and protect consumers from imposter fraud. image

Capital One Declares War on Scam Callers with Trademark Lawsuit

Wed 13 May, 2026 14:26
3 minutes to read

OPEC oil production plunges as global tensions rise, impacting supply and demand forecasts. image

OPEC Oil Production Tanks Faster Than Milhouse's Popularity

Wed 13 May, 2026 16:45
3 minutes to read

Lawmakers unveil the Connected Vehicle Security Act to block Chinese-made tech from infiltrating American automobiles. image

Eat My Shorts China Connected Car Ban Proposed by US Lawmakers

Tue 12 May, 2026 20:26
4 minutes to read

Bart Simpson pondering the stock market's crazy after-hours antics. image

Eat My Shorts Stock Market Blues Post-Bell Action

Mon 11 May, 2026 22:54
2 minutes to read

Gas prices got me saying 'Eat my shorts' while restaurants feel the burn. It's like Principal Skinner trying to catch Bart Simpson, only it's inflation chasing your wallet. Ay, caramba image

Eat My (Shorts)flation Restaurant Sales Tank as Gas Prices Explode

Mon 11 May, 2026 13:00
3 minutes to read

A Qatari gas tanker transits the Strait of Hormuz, illustrating the delicate balance between conflict and commerce. image

Iran Responds to US Peace Proposal Amidst Tensions in Hormuz

Sun 10 May, 2026 16:02
3 minutes to read

Is that shiny new car more like a financial lemon Find out how rising car prices and longer loans are impacting everyday drivers. image

Car Loan Chaos Are You Drowning in Debt D'oh

Sat 09 May, 2026 12:00
3 minutes to read

Iren's stock performance reflects heightened investor interest in its AI-focused data center business, fueled by massive options trading activity image

Iren Stock Goes Haywire Are AI Hopes Driving Insane Options Bets

Thu 07 May, 2026 18:27
3 minutes to read