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The People's Bank of China keeps rates unchanged as China grapples with economic challenges. image

China's Money Moves Keep Economy Guessing

Tue 24 February, 2026 01:15
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Equinox's 40k membership includes personal training nutrition sleep coaching massage therapy and a health concierge. Ay caramba image

Eat My Shorts Equinox 40k Gym Memberships are the New Krusty Burger

Fri 20 February, 2026 15:05
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British Police arrive at Prince Andrew's residence in Sandringham, England. image

Royal Pain Arrest Rocks the Palace

Thu 19 February, 2026 15:49
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A Waymo robotaxi sits idle, dreaming of New York City, a dream deferred. Ay, caramba image

Eat My Shorts Robotaxis Banned in New York

Thu 19 February, 2026 18:37
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Diego Garcia Island at the center of a sovereignty dispute between the UK and Mauritius. image

Trump Tells UK D'oh Give Away Diego Garcia Island

Thu 19 February, 2026 08:23
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The NFL expands its reach, bringing American football to international audiences. Cowabunga, dudes! image

Eat My Shorts, NFL Goes Global: Paris, Melbourne, and Rio Get Gridiron!

Sun 15 February, 2026 08:24
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Mercedes-Benz Hit With the Blues: D'oh, Profits Plummet

Thu 12 February, 2026 10:25
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The U.K. economy tiptoes along the edge of recession, much like Bart tiptoes around Principal Skinner. image

U.K. Economy Barely Avoids a Homer Simpson Style Meltdown

Thu 12 February, 2026 07:38
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Chinese AI stocks surge after new models are released and policymakers double down on this future technology. image

Eat My Shorts AI Stocks Go Bonkers in China

Thu 12 February, 2026 05:57
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The Nikkei 225 index surges past 58000 driven by renewed confidence but analysts warn of a disconnect with economic realities. image

Nikkei Jumps to Record Highs Is This the Real Deal or Just Duff Beer Goggles

Thu 12 February, 2026 02:08
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