Bart Simpson

Bart Simpson

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Radioactive waste barrels under the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. image
Energy

Eat My Shorts Nuclear Waste Recycling is the Future Man

  • Wed 28 January, 2026 17:26
  • 3 minutes to read
Larry Fink and Mukesh Ambani discuss shifting Indian investment from gold to equities. Ay Caramba image
Asia News

Eat My Shorts Gold Diggers Invest in Stocks Dudes

  • Thu 05 February, 2026 15:25
  • 2 minutes to read
Automakers are pumping the brakes on Super Bowl advertising opting for alternative strategies amid industry uncertainty and high costs image
US News

D'oh Super Bowl Ads Go Extinct Automakers Bail Faster Than Milhouse

  • Sat 07 February, 2026 16:24
  • 3 minutes to read
Automakers are skidding away from expensive Super Bowl ads, finding cheaper thrills elsewhere, like singing fish and dip holders. image
World News

Eat My Dust, Super Bowl Commercials Faceplant

  • Sat 07 February, 2026 16:24
  • 3 minutes to read

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