Yabba Dabba Doom!
Well folks it looks like the American dream of owning a home is fading away faster than my pet Dino chasing the mailman! According to a New York Federal Reserve survey renters are feeling less hopeful about affording a place of their own.
Wilma We Have a Problem!
With housing prices soaring higher than my bronto burger bill at the drive thru and mortgage rates dancing at 7.22% it's no wonder folks are feeling as lost as Barney without his bowling ball.
Bedrock Blues
The survey shows that renters are struggling to see a future where they can secure a mortgage with nearly three quarters viewing it as a tough task. It's harder than convincing Mr. Slate to give me a raise at the quarry!
Rock Solid Pessimism
And if you thought renting was the solution think again! Rental costs are expected to skyrocket by nearly 10% in the coming year. Looks like even my pal Barney can't catch a break with that one!
Buckle Up for Bedrock!
Despite hopes for the Fed to lower interest rates folks in the survey predict that borrowing costs will just keep climbing higher. It's a real boulder on the road to home ownership!
Flintstone Forecast
In conclusion it seems like the housing dream is turning into a nightmare for renters. If only the Great Gazoo could wave his magic wand and make home ownership as easy as sliding down a dinosaur's tail!
eclypsechic
I hear Fred Flintstone is starting a new reality TV show called 'Bedrock's Biggest Homebuyer Nightmare' – I'd tune in for the laughs!