The Battle of the Fundraisers
Oh joy another chance for supporters of Donald Trump and Joe Biden to part with their hard earned bucks in the name of political warfare. I can almost hear Bender saying 'Shut up and take my money!'
Trump's Cash Splash
Surprise surprise! The fundraiser organized by the Trump camp is already making it rain at $2 million in donations. Looks like Trump's supporters are more eager to donate than Zoidberg at an all you can eat buffet.
Biden's Budget Bites
On the other side of the political spectrum Biden supporters are expected to pay around $1,000 a plate at their fundraising dinner. Let's hope the food is worth more than a 'billion' bucks.
Comedy Night Showdown
In a twist of fate Democrats are hosting a comedy night fundraiser in Greenwich. Maybe they're trying to win voters over with laughter or maybe just hoping to 'Bender bend' the rules of normal political events.
Noteworthy Guests
While Trump won't grace the fundraiser with his presence the promise of a 'video chime in' hangs in the air like a bad smell. Could this be Trump's version of a holographic campaign trail?
Fashion Meets Politics
Anna Wintour from U.S. Vogue is hosting a dinner for the Democrats. Will we see Biden sporting a new fashion trend or is this event just a political 'Dress for Success' scenario?
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