Snoop Dogg Joins Ape Rebellion: Invests Big Bucks in GameStop

Snoop Dogg Ape ing Around

Ayy it's ya boy Snoop D O double G here to drop some knowledge on this wild news. So my man Robert F. Kennedy Jr. out here throwing down $24K in GameStop riding with the apes. The Ape retail rebellion ain't playin' around y'all.

Wall Street? More Like Wall Cheat

These retail investors callin' themselves apes ain't havin' none of Wall Street's shenanigans. They saw GameStop strugglin' and said 'Nah we ain't lettin' them bears win.' So they pumped those stocks up like they was in a Dr. Dre music video.

Crypto Meme Stocks and Trump

Kennedy Jr. ain't the only one makin' moves. Trump's campaign talkin' 'bout cryptocurrency now tryna appeal to them investors who wanna stick it to the man. Looks like the stock market's gettin' a new beat and it's hittin' harder than my rhymes.