A comedic take on the unfolding legal drama surrounding former U.S. president Donald Trump
A comedic take on the unfolding legal drama surrounding former U.S. president Donald Trump

Contempt of Court Drama

Despite his claims of 'beautiful blue eyes' and 'intense listening,' Trump ends up fined $9,000 for repeatedly violating the gag order. No he can't just 'shake it off' like a lizard shedding its skin!

Prosecution's Investigation Unveiled

From shady payments to porn stars to 'catch and kill' schemes the prosecution is digging up more dirt than an army of mole rats. Will Trump's defense hold up or crumble like a cookie in a tiger's jaws?

Witnesses Galore

The courtroom turns into a veritable zoo as Trump's personal secretary bankers and even former lawyer for Stormy Daniels take the stand. It's like a real life nature documentary but with fewer penguins and more subpoenas!


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