Rambo's Investment Advice: How Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Trump Jump on GameStop Craze!

Kennedy Jr. The Ape?

Well well well. Looks like Kennedy Jr. is swinging from the Wall Street vines with the apes now. Wonder if he's been taking survival tips from the jungle like I did.

Trump Goes Crypto

Cryptocurrency donations? Sounds like Trump is looking to build a digital fortress against the establishment. Wonder if he'll give out 'Make Crypto Great Again' hats.

Roaring Kitty Returns

Roaring Kitty is back? I thought he was lost in the wilderness of Wall Street. Maybe he's been training with bears to take down the short sellers.

Kennedy Jr.'s Investment Secrets

Ah the mystery of Kennedy Jr.'s financial record. Maybe he's been hiding gold bars in his bunker. Should've asked me for tips on investing in survival gear.

Trump's Freedom Agenda

Freedom over socialistic control huh? Sounds like Trump is ready to lead the charge against the financial elite. Wonder if he'll ride into battle on a cryptocurrency themed tank.

Meme Stock Madness Continues

Seems like the meme stock revolution is far from over. Hold onto your bandanas folks. Looks like it's gonna be a wild ride on this Wall Street rollercoaster.