The Trump campaign embraces crypto donations in a bid to outsmart Biden and Warren.
The Trump campaign embraces crypto donations in a bid to outsmart Biden and Warren.

Cryptocurrency D'oh!

Well well well looks like the Trump campaign is jumping on the crypto bandwagon! Accepting cryptocurrency donations huh? I wonder if I can donate some donuts instead heh.

Battle of the Titans

The Trump team is challenging Biden and Warren with their 'crypto army.' It's like watching Bart take on Principal Skinner except with digital coins flying around instead of slingshots.

NFTs and Fancy Dinners

Trump sure knows how to wine and dine his NFT backers at Mar a Lago. I bet the only thing missing from that ritzy dinner was a giant donut dessert!

Don't Have a Cow Man

Biden's team seems worried about the influx of 'cryptocurrency executives and oil barons' supporting Trump. Sounds like a Springfield power struggle brewing!

Not So Fast Trump

Trump might be claiming to be the 'first major party nominee' to accept crypto donations but let's not forget about Rand Paul and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. They were trailblazers in the crypto world!

To Crypto or Not to Crypto

It's a digital dilemma for the Trump campaign liquidate the crypto or hold onto it? Either way I hope they use it to buy some Duff beer instead of more political ads!


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