Master Chief Reacts to Trump's Fundraising Surge Following Criminal Conviction

Master Chief's Take on Trump's Fundraising Frenzy

Well well well. Looks like even after a guilty verdict Trump managed to cash in on some sweet bucks. Reminds me of when I come out on top after a tough battle against the Covenant.

Trump's Post Trial Pledge

"The real verdict will come on Election Day," says Trump. Sounds like someone who's been hit by a plasma grenade and still thinks they can win the fight.

Trump's Nomination

Getting nominated after a criminal sentencing? Bold move. Last time I checked we don't give medals to Brutes for breaking the rules.

Fundraising Numbers Speak Volumes

Raising $34.8 million in just over six hours? Impressive. Almost as impressive as my kill count in a round of Slayer.

Trump vs. Biden Round Two

Looks like we're in for another showdown. Just like when I face off against the Flood dangerous unpredictable and no holds barred.

Trump's History Making Conviction

First former president to be convicted of a crime? That's a record I wouldn't be too proud of. Cortana would have a field day with this one.