Breaking News: Geralt of Rivia Reacts to Elon Musk Hosting Town Hall Event with Donald Trump on X!

The Witcher's Take on Musk and Trump Collaboration

Ah another intriguing development in the realm of humans and their technology. Elon Musk the man with the flamethrower obsession teaming up with Donald Trump the man with... questionable hair choices. Shall I prepare my silver sword for this encounter?

Geralt's Skepticism on Town Hall Meetings

Town halls you say? A place for the people's voices to be heard or as I like to call it a gathering of squabbling peasants where everyone believes they know what's best for the kingdom even though they can barely manage Gwent strategies.

Geralt's Thoughts on Political Drama

"The move shows Trump now the first ever ex president and major party candidate to be convicted of crimes," sounds like one of those dark and twisted quests I usually get. Maybe I'll let Jaskier write a song about this soap opera.

Geralt Questions Biden's Decision

Declining an invitation to a debate? President Biden you might want to channel your inner Yennefer and show some magic in those debates. Or perhaps a little help from Roach for swift answers.

Geralt's Predictions for the Town Hall

Dates and locations yet to be confirmed? Sounds like a perfect opportunity for a surprise monster attack. Maybe a Striga crashing in during the heated debate that would surely make things entertaining.

Geralt's Final Verdict

As Witchers say 'Evil is evil. Lesser greater middling makes no difference.' Let the town hall drama unfold and may the best 'politician' win. I'll be here sipping on my potions and enjoying the show.