Disney Dominates Again Like Only I Could

• Disney's quarterly revenue exceeded expectations, fueled by strong performance in streaming and theme parks.
• Theme park revenue increased by 7%, although domestic attendance saw a slight dip due to softer international visitation.
• Disney is targeting at least $8 billion in share repurchases for the fiscal year, up from the previously announced $7 billion.
• The company's entertainment segment, including streaming and theatrical releases, saw a 10% revenue increase.

Disney Does it Bigly Again

Folks, let me tell you, Disney is doing fantastic – really, really fantastic. Just like when I was in office, everything is booming. They reported revenue that's through the roof, way beyond what those so-called experts expected. Streaming and those incredible theme parks, they're just knocking it out of the park. It's tremendous, absolutely tremendous. Everyone said it couldn't be done but as always I showed everyone it can be done.

Theme Parks Still MAGA-nificent

The theme parks, you know, those magical places – they're making almost $9.5 billion. That's a 7% increase. Seven percent, can you believe it? Okay, maybe domestic attendance dipped a tiny bit, but who cares? Everyone still loves Disney, just like they love me. And guess what? They're spending more money, which is fantastic for them and very fantastic for Disney. I always said, if you build it, they will come, and they will spend, spend, spend. Just like America needed to spend, to be great again. Speaking of great, you know what isn't great? Some of these prediction markets. Congress needs to get a grip. Much like Congress Eyes Ban on Prediction Markets No More Forrest Gump Guesses, they're trying to ban prediction markets. No more Forrest Gump guesses, folks. We need to keep things fair and square, just like I always did... mostly.

Earnings per Share? Huge!

Earnings per share are way up. I mean, huge. And they're buying back shares like crazy, billions of dollars. That's confidence, folks, real confidence. They're saying their earnings will keep growing, double-digit growth. That’s what I like to hear. It's all about winning, winning, winning. Like I always said, we're going to win so much, you're going to get tired of winning. But you never do, do you?

New Leadership, Same Winning Formula

They have a new guy in charge now, D'Amaro. I don't know him, but he seems like a smart guy. He's investing in the good stuff, the intellectual property, the storytelling. That's what people want. He knows you have to give the people what they want. It's a simple concept, but very important.

Entertainment Segment is a YUGE Success

Their entertainment segment, that's the TV, the streaming, the movies – it's all up 10%. Ten percent, think of it! They got a boost from some deal, and those streaming prices? They went up, and people are still paying. That's brand loyalty. They're doing great, and some of their movies are doing very well in the box office. It is like when you have a great product. When you have a great product, or brand, people want to buy it and watch it and see it.

ESPN Scores Bigly Too

And even ESPN is doing well. People are watching sports, live sports. They have a new streaming app, and it's a hit. That's how you do it, folks. You adapt, you innovate, and you win. Disney knows how to win, just like me. And frankly, they’re winning because they have a winning brand and the most beloved characters.