A whimsical and satirical view of the latest happenings in the stock market through the eyes of Zelda
A whimsical and satirical view of the latest happenings in the stock market through the eyes of Zelda

Market Mayhem

As I pondered the whims of Wall Street it seems the Fed is playing its own version of 'Link's Awakening' in the stock market. Their recent minutes perked up inflation worries unfolding a tale as mysterious as the Lost Woods. Alas if only they had considered the cooler than expected consumer price index like a heart container waiting to be found!

Tech Turbulence

Nvidia's fiscal 2025 first quarter earnings report is like a quest into the unknown. Will the Club name Nvidia soar like a Loftwing once more? Or will investors be left shivering in the Shadow Temple of uncertainty? The magic of artificial intelligence and data centers awaits!

Starbucks' Stealthy Strategy

Ah the mystery of Starbucks' stock recovery is as puzzling as solving a Sheikah Shrine. After a dismal quarter the coffee giant quietly claws back losses like a sneaky Sheikah Slate user. Is there a Goron Goron out there fueling this mini revival?


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