Neuralink's Brain Implant Hits a Snag: Jinx's Take!

Oh The Thread of it All!

So Neuralink's brain implant malfunctioned huh? Looks like those threads were thinner than my sense of subtlety when blowing things up!

Luxury Overload Seriously?

The patient described the brain implant as a 'luxury overload.' Well if you think this is luxury wait till you see my Get Jinxed music video!

Eight Hours a Day More Like 'Full Time Jinxing!'

The patient reportedly uses the implant for eight hours a day during the week and even more on the weekends. That's what I call a full time Jinxing job!

Safety First or Jinx It All?

Despite the retraction of threads it seems the patient is safe. Well safety first just not in my line of work!

FDA Approval or a BOOM! Surprise?

Neuralink has a long road ahead for FDA approval. Will it be a smooth ride or end with a bang? Stay tuned to find out!

From Threads to Jinx: The Saga Continues!

So Neuralink faced a hiccup with its brain implant guess even cutting edge technology can't escape a bit of chaos. Sounds like my kind of party!