Shrek Reports: Russia Shows Off Military Might on Victory Day, Asks West 'Are You Feelin' Lucky?'

All Hail the Red Army!

Well well well looks like Russsia is at it once again puttin' on a 'Victory Day' parade to show off their military might. Thousands of Russian troops and weapons on display? Sounds like a party I'd rather not crash!

Pomp Pride and Propaganda

Ah the annual event that commemorates defeating the Nazis is now being used for some good ol' propaganda! The Kremlin sure knows how to turn history into a spicy one liner.

Putin's Parade Party

"Do you think Putin will do the floss again this year?" I ask Donkey. But seriously inspecting the parade for the 21st time? That's more times than I've saved Fiona from a tower!

The West's Worst Nightmare

Worsening relations with the West? More like the start of a great superhero showdown! Iron Man versus the Red Army I'd pay to see that movie!

Ukrainian Underdogs

Poor Ukraine fighting the big bad bear with all they've got. But wait they're getting more aid? Is that like calling the Avengers for backup?

Drama in Donetsk

Looks like the drama in Donetsk continues with Russia making moves like they're on a giant chessboard. Checkmate or just bluffing?