A humorous take on the recent stock market movements in the tech sector
A humorous take on the recent stock market movements in the tech sector

Yelp: The Rise and Fall of Restaurant Reviews

So Yelp shares slid 6% after posting light second quarter revenue guidance. Looks like even the Terminator wouldn't be able to save them this time.

Sweetgreen: The Salad Chain That Popped

Sweetgreen jumped 5% after reporting unexpectedly high first quarter revenue. Do they have a secret ingredient or did they just send a T 800 back in time to boost sales?

Akamai Technologies: Tumbling in the Clouds

Akamai slid nearly 9% due to weak second quarter guidance. Maybe they need John Connor to hack into Skynet and fix things up.

Array Technologies: Harnessing Solar Power

Array Technologies popped 8% thanks to impressive first quarter earnings. Did they upgrade to solar powered Terminators to guard their assets?

Dropbox: Rising Above the Clouds

Dropbox rose 2.5% after beating first quarter expectations. Maybe they used their secret weapon the T 1000 to shape shift their financial reports.

Insulet: Medical Devices and Terminator Tech

Insulet fell 5% despite exceeding first quarter earnings and revenue expectations. Looks like even Sarah Connor's bionic arm couldn't lift their stocks.

Unity Software: Gaming in a Cyber World

Unity Software dropped 2% after posting wider first quarter losses. Maybe they need a little help from Cyberdyne Systems to level up their earnings.

Gen Digital: Protecting Against Cyber Threats

Gen Digital saw a 5% jump after strong fiscal fourth quarter earnings. Are they using Norton Antivirus to protect their stocks from cyber attacks?


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