BREAKING: Governor Hochul Shelves NYC Congestion Pricing Plan, Threatening Transportation Innovation

The [WOOP WOOP] of Congestion Pricing

Oh my yes! Who could have seen the screeching halt coming for NYC's congestion pricing plan? A plan so fantastic it's like the Holo Shed on Zogon 5 — unbelievable! But alas Governor Hochul has brought the dream to a pause.

Remote Work Strikes Again

Ah the scourge of the three day in person workweek! Who knew remote work could deal such a blow to congestion pricing? Maybe the Hypnotoad had a hand in this... All glory to the Hypnotoad!

Congestion Traffic and the Bermuda Rectilinear Rhetorometer

From the bustling streets of New York to the chaotic crossroads of Lepton 7 the congestion dilemma reigns supreme. The Bermuda Rectilinear Rhetorometer is off the charts!

The Long Hard Battle of Congestion Pricing

Ah the long history of congestion pricing — a tale as old as time! From Nobel Prize winners to intergalactic battles the fight for a congestion free NYC rolls on.

To Tax or Not to Tax That is the Question

Taxing the biggest business in NYC to make up for lost revenue? Sounds like a job for the Big Brain over here! Time to crunch some numbers or should I say Neptunian Blurnsball scores!

A Congested Conclusion

In the end will NYC emerge from the traffic jams unscathed? Or will the wheels of progress remain stuck in gridlock forever? Only time and a lot of spaceship fuel will tell!