Exclusive: Boeing's Sales Suffering, Dumbledore Explains Why No One Wants the 737 Max

The Boeing Blunder

Ah my dear readers it pains me to see the troubles that befell Boeing in the month of May. Orders for only four new planes and none for the beloved 737 Max? This news is as concerning as a boggart in a cupboard I must say.

Airbus Ascends

In a twist of fate Europe's Airbus soared above Boeing with orders for 27 new planes in May. It seems Boeing is facing a challenge fiercer than a Hungarian Horntail in the skies of competition.

Max Mayday

Aerolineas Argentinas even canceled an order for a single Max jet leaving Boeing with a mere three net sales for the month. It's clear that the 737 Max is experiencing turbulence smoother than a Weasley twin's prank.

The Farnborough Fiasco

Boeing hopes for a rebound at the Farnborough International Airshow next month. Let's hope their fortunes shift like the staircases at Hogwarts — ever unpredictable.

FAA Fallout

Alas the Federal Aviation Administration has capped Boeing's 737 production amidst safety concerns. It appears Boeing's troubles are multiplying faster than Gilderoy Lockhart's tall tales.

Backlog Battle

Despite the recent sales slump Boeing still boasts a backlog of over 5,600 orders. One must wonder if they can rise from the ashes like a phoenix or if they are bound for Azkaban.