President Trump Announces Revamped Tiana's Bayou Adventure at Disney World!

Making Disney Great Again

Let me tell you folks we're bringing some tremendous changes to Disney World. Tiana's Bayou Adventure is set to reopen on June 28 and it's going to be fantastic. We're talking about characters from 'Princess and the Frog,' a massive Mardi Gras celebration and a 50 foot drop that will make your heart skip a beat. That's what I call winning folks!

From Splash Mountain to Tiana's Bayou

Splash Mountain needed a makeover folks. It was losing its appeal faster than Sleepy Joe Biden in a debate. But now we've transformed it into Tiana's Bayou Adventure complete with new music familiar faces and state of the art animatronics. Disney is plussing everything just like I'm plussing this great country!

Parks Profits on the Rise

Disney's parks are making more money than ever before. That's right folks. Bob Iger and the gang are turning those theme parks into cash cows. Experience makes up a whopping 36% of total revenue and we're just getting started. I guess you could say Disney is truly making America great again!