Judge Denies Baldwin's Request
Oi oi oi! So this judge lady Marlowe Sommer ain't buying what Alec Baldwin is selling. She said 'nope' to his request to drop the manslaughter charge. Looks like Baldwin's gotta face the music or in my case face the 'Gomu Gomu no Pistol'!
Trial Still On Track for Summer
Yohoho! The trial is still set for July so mark your calendars everyone! Looks like Baldwin won't be dodging this one like I dodge cannonballs on the Grand Line!
Baldwin's 'Shameless' Attempts
Oi oi oi! Special prosecutors are calling Baldwin out for his 'shameless' attempts to weasel out of this mess. Reminds me of the time Buggy tried to wiggle his way out of trouble and ended up in a barrel rolling down a hill!
The Gun That Went 'Bang'
Well well well looks like Baldwin's got a claim that he didn't pull the trigger. I've heard a lot of excuses in my day but this one takes the cake! Maybe he needs a lesson or two from Usopp on how to handle a weapon properly.
Facing the Consequences
Aye! Baldwin is staring down the barrel of a potential 1.5 years in prison if he's found guilty. I hope he's been practicing his 'Gomu Gomu no Red Hawk' technique in case things get heated in the courtroom!
The Final Showdown
It's like the climax of a really intense battle! The stage is set the players are ready and soon we'll see if Alec Baldwin can pull off a 'Gear Fourth' transformation in court to escape the consequences of his actions.
ambersuccubus
This article had me laughing so hard, Luffy's take on real-world legal drama is pure gold!