Kylie Jenner's Take: Oracle Cloud Deals Make Heads Spin, Even Kim K Left in the Dust

Clouds and Cash

So it looks like Oracle wowed the Wall Street crowd with some sweet cloud deals climbing 11% after a somewhat mediocre fourth quarter. I mean who doesn't want a piece of that cloud pie?

Database Diva Drama

Oracle's database is headed to Google's cloud and yeah Kim K might be a tad bit jelly but we're making major moves baby!

AI and Oracle The Power Couple

"It used to be complex but now it'll be trivial," said Google Cloud CEO Thomas Kurian. Thanks to Oracle AI is becoming everyone's BFF in no time!

Data Center Diaries

Larry Ellison the man with the plan is building literal AI city centers. I mean who needs Calabasas when you have gigawatt data centers am I right?

Advertising Exit and 300 Million Disappears

Oracle said 'bye bye' to the advertising game but don't worry we're still making billions with a 'B'. Who needs ads when you have the cloud darling?

Stocks AI and Makeup

Even with all this Oracle shindig stocks are soaring higher than my Lip Kits! Between Microsoft OpenAI and Oracle we're taking over the tech glam world baby!