A humorous take on the latest market news through the eyes of Terminator T800
A humorous take on the latest market news through the eyes of Terminator T800

Disney Far from a Fairy Tale

Walt Disney slides down more than 4% proving that even with magical kingdoms the stock market can be a beast that's hard to tame.

Him & Hers Health Taking Charge

Hims & Hers Health surges 14% showing that in this cybernetic age even healthcare is embracing technology. It's a real upgrade from old school doctor visits I must say.

Gap Making a Fashion Statement

Shares gain 3.2% as Gap gets a fashion forward upgrade from Citi. Looks like this time Gap is not "terminating" its chances at success.

Target Hits the Bullseye

Target pops 1.6% as retail therapy seems to be the winning strategy. Keep aiming high Target and you may just see that bullseye in no time.

Palantir Technologies' Tough Outlook

Shares tumble 11% as Palantir's guidance falls short. Looks like even the most advanced tech can't shield you from the volatile market.

Lucid Group in a Power Struggle

The electric vehicle maker drops 8% after its latest results. It seems creating a future full of electric cars is not always a smooth ride.


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