Superman's Take on Stock Market Madness: Flying High or Kryptonite Crash?

Apple Soaring Like a Bird

Looks like Apple is ready to take off faster than a speeding bullet with those second quarter results. Time to call Lois Lane and let her know about my investment advice!

Peloton Pedaling Backwards

Oh looks like Peloton is losing its grip faster than Lex Luthor escapes from prison. Maybe they need to inject some of my Kryptonian strength into their business model!

Qualcomm: A Chip Off The Old Block

Way to go Qualcomm! Looks like they're inventing chips even I would be proud of. Maybe they can work on a chip that blocks out all the noise in the stock market.

Etsy Knitting a Loss

Etsy Etsy Etsy. Looks like they missed the target just like when Lex Luthor tries to hit me with his latest invention. Maybe they need a Super boost!

Qorvo Goes Down Faster Than a Speeding Bullet

Qorvo Qorvo Qorvo. Falling faster than my arch nemesis General Zod. Looks like they need to take some lessons from the Man of Steel on how to rise above adversity!

Shake Shack Keeping it Fresh

Shake Shack shaking things up in the stock market with those positive earnings. Looks like they're serving up success faster than you can say 'faster than a speeding bullet!'