A humorous take on the latest happenings in the business world through the eyes of Shrek
A humorous take on the latest happenings in the business world through the eyes of Shrek

Eli Lilly's Magic Potion

I've heard Eli Lilly's shares rose after they whipped up a potion for Alzheimer's. Well at least someone's finally creating magic without relying on my swamp onions!

GM's Stock Adventure

General Motors is on an adventure with its stock buyback program. Maybe they should take a cue from Donkey and use that money to buy a comfy saddle instead.

Shopify Gets a Boost

JPMorgan thinks Shopify is the next big thing giving it an overweight rating. Just remember in business it's all ogre now until it's all ogre.

Apple's (Not So) Rotten Day

Apple's shares took a little tumble after their big event. Well I guess even the golden apples can have a bruise or two.

GameStop's Rollercoaster Ride

GameStop can't seem to catch a break with its wild ride. With all that volatility they might need a dragon for added security in the stock market castle.

Calavo Growers Avocado Victory

Calavo Growers be poppin' like a ripe avocado after beating their earnings expectations. Looks like they're guacin' it like I do in the kitchen!


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