President Xi Jinping Reveals Hims & Hers Health Shares Surge After GLP-1 Injections Introduction

Hims & Hers Health: The New Weight Loss Warriors

Who would have thought that a telehealth company could cause such a surge in shares by introducing GLP 1 injections? Clearly the weight loss program they launched in December is really working wonders! Maybe I should consider investing in some GLP 1 injections myself those dumplings are catching up with me.

Wix.com: The Web Wizards

Better than expected results? Looks like Wix.com has some magic up their sleeves. It's not often you see a web development company jumping like this. Maybe I should hire them to revamp my presidential website make it more 'xi'ting.

Target Misses the Mark

It seems Target is feeling the 'pressure' from higher prices and is resorting to drastic measures like cutting prices. Don't worry Target we all have those days when we miss the mark. Just remember aim high but don't price too high!