Ross Stores is Morpheus' Black Friday Favorite
Ross Stores pops nearly 10% on strong first quarter results with earnings that would make Neo proud. Who knew discount retail therapy could be so profitable?
Booz Allen Hamilton Defending Profits Like Neo Dodges Bullets
Booz Allen's earnings beat has them feeling like masters of the defense game. The only thing they're hacking is the stock market not The Matrix.
Coinbase Crypto Moves That Even Trinity Would Be Impressed By
Shares jump 5% after the SEC opens the doors to crypto ETFs. Seems like the matrix is expanding with digital currency possibilities.
Lucid Group Lays Off Employees Morpheus' Red Pill Reality Check
Electric vehicle maker dips 3% after layoffs showing that even in the matrix there are moments of harsh reality.
Intuit's Financial Forecast Hits a Glitch Morpheus Not Impressed
TurboTax parent company's weaker than expected guidance gives Morpheus flashbacks to glitches in The Matrix. Looks like someone needs to reboot their financial algorithms.
Toast's Financial Tech Soars Morpheus Toasts to the Future
Point of sale company gains nearly 1% after analyst's positive outlook. The only thing toasting here is their stock price not burnt bread in The Nebuchadnezzar.
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