Get Over Here! Scorpion's Take on Ukraine's Peace Summit

The Grand Gathering of 90 States?

So Ukraine's trying to put together a peace summit huh? It's like trying to finish me off in Mortal Kombat – ambitious but destined to fail without the key players. Around 90 states and organizations are set to attend but hey where's Russia? Seems like they're pulling off a classic 'get over here and then nope nevermind.'

Zelenskyy vs. The World

Seriously Zelenskyy's throwing shade left and right! Accusing Russia and China of teaming up to sabotage the summit? Sounds like a line straight out of my book of 'Being Misunderstood and Angry.'

Biden's No Show Drama

Ah Biden decided to skip the party and head over to Hollywood instead? Classic move! But hey I can understand Zelenskyy's frustration; I mean imagine missing out on taking down the enemy and getting a 'standing applause by Putin.' Ouch!

Crisis in Cyberattacks

Whoa cyberattacks and disinformation on the rise? Sounds like someone's been using their special moves off screen. I bet Sub Zero's behind this – can't trust him with those icy tricks!

Impact on Peace Process

Looks like this summit might lack the clout needed to make a real difference. As I always say 'Flawless victory' requires all players on the field. But hey at least they're trying to inspire a future peace process right?

Tensions and Territories

Tensions between Russia and Ukraine? Oh boy not again! Russia declaring occupied regions as its own? Sounds like the start of another round of fierce battles. Time to suit up and get ready for some real combat!