Kylie Jenner's Take on Big Tech's AI Charm Offensive at Viva Tech Conference in Paris

Kylie's Couture of AI Charm

So like these tech dudes are going on about AI unlocking economies and communities at this swanky European event trying to jazz up the benefits while regulators are out here waving red flags like I wave lip kits. Amazon's CTO and Google's SVP were all about how AI can solve world issues. I'm pretty sure AI can't solve my cravings for Taco Bell at 2 AM though.

Data Drama and Copyright Couture

The EU's AI Act just got its glam final approval aiming to curb tech harms like misinformation and copyright abuse. It's like my sister Kim trying to copyright every time she said "keeping up with the Kardashians" before me. We love a drama filled legislation moment!

AI: More Than Just Selfies

From rice farms in Jakarta to creating efficient rice supply chains these tech peeps are seeing AI as the real MVP of the food world. I wonder if AI can predict the next viral TikTok dance. Maybe I should ask Siri to bust a move for me.

Tech Titans and Their Sorcery

Google's Gemini AI sounds like something out of a sci fi movie with Amazon's Vogels chatting about technology innovation like it's a new lip gloss shade. I bet my makeup palette has more shades than their AI models combined. Just sayin'.

French Fries and AI Over Easy

With the EU regulators setting global AI rules Big Tech is trying to butter them up faster than a croissant in Paris. From watermarking AI generated text to Mark Zuckerberg meeting French leaders it's like a tech opera unfolding before my perfectly contoured eyes.

AI: The New Black

U.S. tech biggies like Microsoft and Amazon are pledging billions in France — it's like a high stakes runway show with tech companies strutting their AI stuff. French President Macron is all like 'oui oui' to making Paris an AI hotspot and the tech gossip is hotter than my latte from Alfred Coffee.